Jan. 20th, 2012

010: In which Fabian and Sirius HAVE NO IDEA that shit is going down elsewhere

Jan. 20th, 2012 at 9:00 AM
(OOC: Assume this was posted before you all went crazy, okay?)

[Warded to Sirius]
There is no way this could ever go wrong.

Jan. 12th, 2012

Meme of doom

Jan. 12th, 2012 at 6:45 PM
( SO MANY WORDS )

Jan. 7th, 2012

009: In which Fabian is being... Fabian

Jan. 7th, 2012 at 7:44 PM
[Warded to the Order]

Where are you guys? I kind of got... lost. A little.

Dec. 15th, 2011

008: In which Fabian is vaguely helpful

Dec. 15th, 2011 at 10:39 PM
[Warded to the Order]
So, the Death Eaters are here. In Morocco, I mean, not in Chez Purple-and-Awesome. Because that would be bad. Well. Worse.

I think it's safe to say that if the Ministry knows how to read English, they'll be here soon too.

PS. Regulus, I did not tell them we're here! I am capable of rational thought after all. Surprising, I know, but true nonetheless.

Dec. 14th, 2011

007: The compiled knowledge of two eager students

Dec. 14th, 2011 at 2:06 AM
(Following this conversation.)

1A. FRUITS THAT ARE COLOURS:
Avocado.
Plum.
Pineapple.
Apple.
Banana.
Orange.

1B. FRUITS THAT ARE BURNT COLOURS:
Pumpkin.
Cranberry.
Mango.
Rowanberries.

1C. FRUITS THAT ARE ICED COLOURS:
Lettuce.
Honeydew.
Pear.
Lime.
Lemon.

1D. FRUITS THAT ARE FRUITS:
Nonexistent.

2A. CLAWY THINGS THAT ARE COLOURS:
Bear.
Lion.
Kumquat.

2B. CLAWY THINGS THAT ARE ALSO COLOURS:
Leopard.

Nov. 29th, 2011

006: In which purple is praised

Nov. 29th, 2011 at 1:20 PM
I have never seen this much purple in my life. I think I like it.

[Warded to Emmeline]
Will you bite my head off if I say 'happy birthday'?

Nov. 23rd, 2011

005: In which Fabian attempts to be responsible

Nov. 23rd, 2011 at 12:18 PM
[Warded to Molly and Gideon]
Apparation works. Let's get the hell out. You too, Gideon.

[Warded to the Order - added some time later]
The Prewetts are accounted for. Everyone else all right? Babies, kids, owls, etc.?

Nov. 16th, 2011

004: In which Molly brutally kills her brother and Ron has a stinky butt

Nov. 16th, 2011 at 1:23 AM
...Molly? Is that you?

Nov. 12th, 2011

003: In which Fabian finally finds his way inside the pyramid - with Ron

Nov. 12th, 2011 at 1:54 AM
(Totally unwarded. The screaming baby made him forget to even try a fail!ward.)

Molly.

Molly.

Molly.

He's crying. WHAT DO I DO?

Seriously.

Where's the off-button?

Nov. 8th, 2011

002: In which Fabian is confused

Nov. 8th, 2011 at 10:56 AM
...where is everyone?

Oct. 31st, 2011

001: In which Fabian misplaces his wand. Again.

Oct. 31st, 2011 at 2:11 PM
Has anyone seen my wand? Or my green bag? The one with the thingy on top? I'm hoping pretty sure it's in there.

Unless I left it at the library. Or at the market. Or that bar. Or... Arghhhh.

(No, Gideon, I don't keep it in my pocket. I would be blasting of random body parts all day long. And that's a bit more fun than I'd like to have today. Or any day, really.)

Oct. 24th, 2011

Application: Fabian Prewett

Oct. 24th, 2011 at 10:41 PM
( Wordy Karin is being wordy )